Insist that Ronald Reagan was just a "pretty good" President. Tell them all Muslims are terrorists in the same way that all Republicans are white supremacists. Tell them if Lincoln and Teddy Roosevelt were alive today they'd be Democrats. Explain that it's impossible for Mexicans to be lazy and take our jobs at the same time. Argue that if they really did "support the troops," they'd stop sending them to fight in poorly planned, unnecessary wars in the middle of nowhere.
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I've been a "South Park Republican" for a long time and I'm big fan of the show. So in honor of South Park, I've decided to compile a list of my favorite quotes from the program. Do keep in mind that South Park is obscene, controversial, and is oftentimes deliberately offensive. It's not everybody's cup of tea and if you're easily offended, you might even want to skip these quotes.
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I added in the possibilities of Cartmans mother, since his father is Liane Cartman but three contenders for his mother were shown at the end of Cartmans mom is still a dirty slut, also i added in a non-biased theory among the contenders that Sheila Brovloski Kyles Mom is Cartmans genetic mother, due to her large figure. Perhaps his family life is to blame: his mother is a hermaphroditic porn-queen but a very sweet mom all the same , his father is probably his mother, and all of his other relatives appear to have exactly the same temperament as Eric himself. As the chubby antihero of the four lads, he was never intended to be the hero of the series, but within the first season he captured the popular imagination more than his three friends. The more outrageous his behavior, the more audiences seem to love him.
While on the trip, Stan is frustrated by his inability to shoot a living creature and Cartman tries to scare the hunting party with tales of a creature named Scuzzlebutt. Meanwhile, the group is unaware that a nearby volcano is about to erupt. It was inspired by the disaster films Volcano and Dante's Peak , both of which Parker and Stone strongly disliked.